Denver activist and friend Glenn Spagnuolo has his first professional Mixed Martial Arts fight tonight, details here. I couldn’t get a babysitter, unfortunately, but I just wanted to say: stomp the motherfucker, Glenn. Not enough to be cruel, no more than you need to win the fight — because we all know you’re a gentleman — but really, stomp the motherfucker.



Naw. Go ahead Glenn. Be cruel.
Thaks Ben. Time to go to war tonight.
Yeah, do so, m’boy. Sorry I’ll miss it, bit…
stomp-stomp-stomp, squish
Was there an outcome on this? Or are they still fighting? The world wants to know.
Looks like he lost, Charley. Though it was one hell of a fight, and he did well enough that he’s already picked up a promoter for his next go, if he so desires. I think I’ve gotta see what the rental cost of an ankle-length mink coat at my size would run and attend the next one.